Total Medals Earned: 636 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,340 Points
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/500 points)
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Turn away a customer with invalid ID.
Serve a drink with no alcohol or mixers.
Serve a drink correctly.
Serve 25 drinks correctly.
Serve 50 drinks correctly.
Serve 100 drinks correctly.
Lose a game.
Serve a drink with bourbon, scotch, and beer in it.
Get a score of 5,000
Get a score of 20,000
Get a score of 50,000
Get a score of 100,000
Do a front flip over the bar counter.
Serve a drink containing both cola and milk.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed
Complete round 50
Complete round 100
Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/90 points)
Red
Yellow
Black
I need some beats
Green
Blue
Pink
You watched the paint dry
Medals Earned: 3/3 (300/300 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Begin The Ascent
Complete The First Day
Complete The Second Day
Complete The Third Day
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 11/44 (130/775 points)
Connect to the internet
Medals Earned: 29/41 (350/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
Make & share an Epic Meme™
I hate it when this happens
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You feel at peace.
Place a Pixel